Two teenagers yesterday caused a nuisance in Sandhurst while riding an off-road dirt bike, prompting police action.
The incident took place on Owlsmoor Road, startling police officer's Murphy and Allen, who were conducting anti-social behaviour patrols due to ongoing public reports.
The reckless bikers, wearing no protection, sped past the Police van shouting "IT'S THE POLICE" before making their hasty exit.
PC Allen said: "Unfortunately they didn't stop...but I managed to get both of their pretty little faces on my body worn video recorder....so it won't be long until I find out their names."
As they reversed their vehicle, an abandoned hat bearing the acronym 'GOAT' (Greatest Of All Time) was found in the middle of the road, apparently belonging to the bike's pillion rider.
The local police force could not hide their humouras they announced: "The... PORK (Police Officers (are) Really Kool) have your hat now."
Adding: "If you want the hat back, feel free to give me a call..."
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